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Anyone who’s truly into cannabis has likely heard of Critical Plus, a popular strain developed in Spain by Dinafem Seeds. While the saying “if it isn’t broken, don’t fix it” is certainly true, Dinafem decided to mess with this strain anyway and created a backcross called Critical Plus 2.0. If you’re wondering if it’s twice as good as the original, we’re pleased to say yes.
Critical Plus 2.0 averages at a 20% THC potency and should be used with caution to avoid paranoia. Her nugs are very long and thin and feature orange pistils along with fine amber-colored trichomes. Sweet and spicy are rolled into one little package here, and as you smoke you’ll experience flavors that include lemon, pine, and spices. If you close your eyes, you’ll likely think of PineSol.
As any good hybrid should, Critical Plus 2.0 takes users on a bit of a ride, lifting them up before gently bringing them down. Individuals note that her initial effects include extreme happiness that seems to permeate every cell in their body, infusing a slight sense of energy and social tendencies into one’s DNA. This phase is somewhat short-lived, however, because as bodily tingles kick in and bring along sensations of arousal, you’ll have a hard time feeling anything except utterly relaxed. If you’re sensitive to cannabis, sleep will come easily.
Calming one’s mind can be a difficult task, and all too often, getting high creates racing and fleeting thoughts. On the contrary, Critical Plus 2.0 takes the edge off with a calming effect that’s great for those who struggle with anxiety, depression, and PTSD. Strong physical effects also work their magic in their own way, soothing instances of pain that include migraines, women’s health concerns, and more. Assuming you smoke enough, insomnia will be kicked to the curb, but again users have to remember that anxiety could ensue if you overdo it.
Dinafem Seeds is incredible for so many reasons, but one of them includes their willingness to make their strains available for home growers along with providing thorough cultivation tips. Critical Plus 2.0 is a hearty strain that will withstand mold, mildew, and pests, and thrives equally well inside or outdoors. What’s more, those who are impatient will be thrilled to find that she matures in as little as 6 to 7 weeks.
She may be a bit difficult to find in some parts of the country, but at the very least you can grow your own Critical Plus 2.0 at home. Enjoy this pungent strain at the end of a long day or perhaps even on a lazy weekend, and put your feet up as her effects fill you with joy and a deep sense of relaxation.
Critical Kush is an indica strain that delivers powerful, full-body relaxation and soothing mental effects. It is the brainchild of Barney’s Farm, the Amsterdam-based growers who have given us such powerful strains as LSD and Liberty Haze. Critical Kush is a cross between Afghani-descended Critical Mass and none other than OG Kush. Cannabis testing lab gives this bud consistently high marks, with THC measurements between 16% and a whopping 29%. With that kind of potency, Critical Kush is almost certain to put you in critical condition. Critical Kush sets itself apart with medium to large-sized nugs of resin-filled goodness. The buds are densely-packed, as you might expect of a pure indica. Leaves are a bright shade of spring green and are twisted through with deep orange pistils. A network of shiny trichomes covers the inner and outer surfaces of these large buds, making them very difficult to break up without the help of a grinder.
When properly cured, flowers of Critical Kush emit a dank, earthy odor. There are some hints of citrus to brighten things up -- an aroma that becomes even more evident when grinding this bud -- but overall, the impression is dank and kushy. When combusted, Critical Kush may burn with a harsh and acrid smoke that can sting the eyes and sinuses. On the exhale, this thick smoke tastes like pine with a slight spicy kick. Finally, Critical Kush can be a very pungent smoke, and those looking to keep their consumption discreet should take any necessary precautions. Since Critical Kush offers a true creeper of a high, smokers should wait a while after their first toke before boosting dosage. As much as 15 minutes after sampling this strain, users begin to feel a tingle of relaxation spread through the limbs and core. Smokers also report a decreased heart rate and a lessening of muscular tension. Although mental effects are subtle, Critical Kush does have some effect on the senses, with many reporting visual or auditory distortion. Other than that, smokers shouldn’t expect an intense cerebral experience; on the contrary, this bud is more likely to leave users contentedly dopey. It’s a good choice for an evening indoors, spent working on mindless tasks like cleaning. If you’re riding a more sleepy vibe, it’s also a great option for binge-watching or for zoning out to some soothing music. Although Critical Kush can be fun in social situations, note that it can trigger couchlock in higher doses, and may make you less willing to actively engage with company. It should go without saying that, because of its heavily sedative effects, Critical Kush is better suited to evening than to daytime use.
Medical cannabis patients can also find various uses in this strain’s therapeutic properties. It can work against deep-seated aches and pains, whether temporary or chronic. The medicine’s anti-inflammatory may also help with more minor irritations like headaches or nausea. This strain’s mood-elevating effects may provide some welcome (albeit temporary) relief from stress, depression, and even anxiety. Finally, in high enough doses, Critical Kush may lull even insomniacs into a deep, fulfilling sleep. Because paranoid, cerebral thinking isn’t common with this strain, it’s a good choice for those who are prone to panic or who have a low THC tolerance.